are Daniel's new best friend. Why, well how should I say this, he got neurted, balls snipped, man hooded messed with, permanent birth control or the technical term, vasectomy. Yes it is official, I will not be having any more of Daniel's baby's, well really no body's baby (thank God). I will give him credit on that most men are to chicken to have this procedure done and would rather their wife's do it, Daniel thank you for being a champ. However it has given him a legit excuse to not pick up Ashton or the baby, not help with bath time or dinner, mow the lawn, change diapers, and well just about all the stuff he doesn't want to help with anyways. On top of that I have to be his "caregiver", like I have no one else to take care of right. What is funny is trying to tell the girls why Daddy is hurting, "Well, Daddy went to the Doctor so he could fix something, and now Daddy hurts". Makes zero since, but sometimes kids really don't need that much info, just any answer will do (I'm sure Kirsten will investigate and ask more tomorrow, great). And Ashton, it seems like his main goal since we got home is to jump on Daddy's lap, I have never seen Daniel move so quick to stop him. So for the next few days I will be hearing a lot of Call of Duty. And don't worry, I am on birth control as a back up, because they don't call me fertile mortal for just any reason.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Frozen Pea's...
are Daniel's new best friend. Why, well how should I say this, he got neurted, balls snipped, man hooded messed with, permanent birth control or the technical term, vasectomy. Yes it is official, I will not be having any more of Daniel's baby's, well really no body's baby (thank God). I will give him credit on that most men are to chicken to have this procedure done and would rather their wife's do it, Daniel thank you for being a champ. However it has given him a legit excuse to not pick up Ashton or the baby, not help with bath time or dinner, mow the lawn, change diapers, and well just about all the stuff he doesn't want to help with anyways. On top of that I have to be his "caregiver", like I have no one else to take care of right. What is funny is trying to tell the girls why Daddy is hurting, "Well, Daddy went to the Doctor so he could fix something, and now Daddy hurts". Makes zero since, but sometimes kids really don't need that much info, just any answer will do (I'm sure Kirsten will investigate and ask more tomorrow, great). And Ashton, it seems like his main goal since we got home is to jump on Daddy's lap, I have never seen Daniel move so quick to stop him. So for the next few days I will be hearing a lot of Call of Duty. And don't worry, I am on birth control as a back up, because they don't call me fertile mortal for just any reason.
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HAHAHA!!!!!!! Dan did the good ole' snippity snip while I was pregers with Gracie. I told him it needed to be done and have a zero sperm count come back BEFORE she came out of me. So I played nurse too. I was 7 months pregers and had a 8 year old, a 5 year old, a 3 year old,and a 10 month old baby. And I too heard how bad it hurt (which I'm sure it did) but HELLO I had already squeezed 4 kids out and was prepairing to do another so forgive me if I'm not too sympathetic . But all turned out well. It has been 3 years now and we no longer use any other method of birth control, and I still get a little nervous feeling in my tummy every month waiting for mother nature to show up.
Funny, just last week someone brought up the fact that the big "V" isn't 100% and I told them to shut their mouth because they would jinks me, and then I hear Dan say "AWWW no babe it would be a blessing if we got pregers" HAH!!!! A blessing for who??? I'm the one staying home with all of them while he goes to work all day. Dad's, they just don't get it do they??
But OK I will admit that I don't think I would be that unhappy if it did happen cause my baby is now 3 and startig preschool and it makes me sad.
Congrats Daniel!!!!!!
Aw, I hope he's on the road to recovery by now!
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