What is it that makes a little kid want to put there hand in their diaper, and with poop in it of all times? Is it because it feels weird, smells funny, they really want to take a bath but just don't know how to tell Mommy, what? Well this is the second time that curiosity has struck Ashton, so he dip his sweet little baby hand in his diapee. As I am on the phone with my mom I mention that I smelt poop, well I just thought he must have been pooping in the other room. So after a minute or so I called his name, he came out of the kitchen with his hands behind his back, and looking a little concerned. As he is walking towards me I ask, "do you have poo poo?", he nods yes. Well before he gets all the way to me I realize there is a bigger problem. He has poo all over his hand, he has been digging in his diapee, GROSS!! So the sick and twisted blogger that I am I grab my camera (luckily it was only a reach away from me) and take a snap shot of the poo on him. I whisk him away to the bathtub and clean him up, it is OK to wash your kid in bleach right, just kidding, but I would feel better about it if I could. Several washing and wash clothes later and I still can't think that he is going to eat his lunch with those hands, NASTY!! So after all that is done I go and see if there is any poo in the kitchen where the crime was committed. And of course he had to do a doo doo painting on the leg of my kitchen table. OMG, why must little people do this. Well anyways, I think that was the grossest thing I have had to clean up as a Mommy, but I know that won't be the last, great.
4 comments:
OH you ginxed yourself oby posting that table picture. HAHAHA That is so gross. My girls did it in their bedroom during, what was suposed to be nap tiime!!! I through out SO MANY toys. It was everywhere!!! Carpet, toys, head and foot boards, shets, comforters, toy boxes, walls, shoes, clothes, bodies, fingernails, hair!!!! UUUGGGHHHH It is the worst clean up ever. I feel so bad for you. I'm sorry for the poopy morning :0)
You were definately right about him being just like Daddy. Just the other day I rounded the corner to find ol' Danny Boy writing on the wall with one of his stinky fellows. Good times, good times.
Oh nastiness!! Brian would be throwing up right now. I've had daycare kids do this. Luckily in their playpen where I could take the whole thing outside and bleach it.
I don't know if I want to throw-up or laugh....
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